V1 makes an appearance, complete with the classic entrance theme. I admittedly loved that gimmick and we even got a few Matt Facts to go with it.


Regressing further, 2Xtreme style Matt appears next after his kid tosses him into the pool. Cold Blooded doesn't last long, luckily.

Fortune Matt, complete with the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, is up next.

This is 3 minutes of awesomeness from the true sugar daddy of professional wrestling.

After we get several resurrections, we return to current Matt who is broken seemingly beyond repair.

ABOMINATION is taking over.

Vanguard-1 has an idea, though...

I have no idea where Matt is heading next, but that's the brilliance of it all. I can only hope he's seen that WWE just isn't worth it any longer.