What the fuck do you do?
We'll, making edibles is the easiest thing in the world and is only limited by your own imagination. Here's how to do it in the minimalistic fashion and you'll keep the odor to a minimum.
Step One: Trim Your Grass
If you have a way to cut your flower down, such as a grinder, use it here. If not, be a cheap ass and just try to grind it up with your hands or or something as best as you can. Get it broken down as best as possible.
Step Two: Place in Mason Jar with Butter or Nutella
Take the flower from step one and place it in a mason jar with something fatty. I think butter or Nutella works best as a starting base, personally.
Step Three: Fill a Pan with Enough Water Cover Half of the Jar
Place that closed jar in a pan and, as suggested, add enough water to cover up about half of the jar. Turn that shit on and let it get to a simmer. Don't heat the water if you don't already have the jar in first. It could shatter.
Step Four: Add Coffee to the Water
That water? Go ahead and add some ground coffee to it. The smell put off when it gets hot will make your place smell like coffee, which is always good, and should cover up any of the edible scent.
Step Five: Cook for About 90 Minutes
Go ahead and let that cook for about 90 minutes. Past that, it's up to you. I've posted recipes for a raspberry cheesecake spread HERE if you want a suggestion.
Let me know if you have any questions and please, don't be a dumbass.